DiGiorno Thanksgiving Pizza: A Review
The advertising copy says the DiGiorno Thanksgiving Pizza is a frozen pizza that will give you that homemade Thanksgiving feeling with toppings like our roasted turkey, green beans, crispy onions, dried cranberries & a gravy drizzle on a Detroit style…
Road Trip Rankings, Volume 1: Gas Station Bathrooms, Culver’s, and More
Everybody loves road trips (besides kids, parents, people who don’t love road trips, etc—but we’re just gonna gloss over that). Whether it be with friends or family, a good road trip lets you see parts of the country you’d never…
Culver’s CurderBurger vs. Tim’s BurgerCurder: A Taste Test
First, let me start with some background on Culver’s for those who don’t have one in their area. It’s fantastic. Now that we’re all caught up, let’s get to it. Back in 2021, Culver’s debuted a limited-time-only burger to their…
Hot Dog Beer: A Review
There are simple joys in life. Grilling, nature, a can of beer with a cute little hot dog mascot on it. Let’s be honest about something. Marketing works. You make a can of beer with an anthropomorphic hot dog on…
The Top 23 Hard Seltzers, Ranked As We Drink Them
Hard seltzers are in right now, which means only one thing. I’ve gotta taste test as many as possible. Now, unlike the best cheap beers, I have no idea which hard seltzers are the best, so I erred on the…
Popeye’s Chicken Sandwiches, Better Than Chick-fil-A?: A Review
Popeye’s recently came out with their version of the Chick-fil-A style chicken sandwiches, and are currently in the midst of a not-at-all manufactured Twitter war with Chick-fil-A that some poor copywriter spent six months on, going through three chains of…
Jack in the Box tacos vs Burger King tacos. Which are better? Does it matter? Does anything matter? A review.
Alright, so Burger King recently came out with a new taco to further push the boundaries of what foods we’ll eat if it’s convenient enough. But, they’re not alone in this space. Jack in the Box has served tacos since…
KFC’s Cheetos Sandwich: A Review
Sometimes in life, you get into ruts. You go through the motions for a few weeks, and you figure you’ll get back to normal soon enough, but then it’s a year later, and you’ve given yourself over to inertia. Things…
McDonald’s Secret Menu: The Land, Sea, and Air Burger
McDonald’s used to stand for something. Fast, delicious food, free from the tyranny of having to make it yourself. We looked our oppressive kitchens in the eye and said, “No, there’s a better way.” It provided us food freedom, and…
Taco Bell’s Naked Chicken Chalupa Vs. A Chicken Chalupa I Made Out Of A McChicken
It’s Taco Bell’s newest fast food innovation. The Naked Chicken Chalupa. The Chalupa made out of fried chicken. And the question on everyone’s mind is “Will it be any good?” The answer is of course it will be. That was…