Hot Dog Beer: A Review
There are simple joys in life. Grilling, nature, a can of beer with a cute little hot dog mascot on it. Let’s be honest about something. Marketing works. You make a can of beer with an anthropomorphic hot dog on…
The Top 23 Hard Seltzers, Ranked As We Drink Them
Hard seltzers are in right now, which means only one thing. I’ve gotta taste test as many as possible. Now, unlike the best cheap beers, I have no idea which hard seltzers are the best, so I erred on the…
McDonald’s Secret Menu: The Land, Sea, and Air Burger
McDonald’s used to stand for something. Fast, delicious food, free from the tyranny of having to make it yourself. We looked our oppressive kitchens in the eye and said, “No, there’s a better way.” It provided us food freedom, and…
Tim’s Kitchen Creations: RumChata Toast Crunch
Previously on: Sriracha Ramen, Beer Mac If you’ve never had it, RumChata is a liquor that tastes exactly like Cinnamon Toast Crunch. I don’t know that I really need to connect the dots here. I have an alcohol that tastes…
The 7 Days of the Fast and the Furious Drinking Game: Day One (The Fast and the Furious)
About 15 years ago, I watched my first Fast and Furious movie. Kinda. My friend invited me on a vacation to Chicago for the weekend, and we watched The Fast and the Furious on his mom’s laptop. Only it ran…
The 12 Best Cheap Beers, The Sequel: The Blind Taste Test
Almost a year ago, my friend Jarrett and I ranked the 12 best cheap beers (technically 14 with the arbitrary tie and O’doul’s Amber halftime water break), so we’re back for a sequel! Everyone loves sequels right? Bigger budgets, more explosions,…
Tim’s Kitchen Creations: Beer Mac
One of the staples of college nutrition, Easy Mac is cheap, decent, and easy to make. Which is truth in advertising that is to be commended. When I was a freshman at Wisconsin, I came back from one of the…
Deep Fried, Sticked, and Cheesed: The Top 10 Foods of the Wisconsin State Fair
The State Fair is a wonderful place full of nutritional abominations. Which means it’s home to the most delicious food we could possibly ever dream of consuming. Along with my friends Jarrett, Joe, and Tom, we set out to explore…
Our Fast Food Odyssey (Part Two: The Merciful End)
PREVIOUSLY ON Our Fast Food Odyssey: THE STATS: Tim: 2233 Calories, $15.95 Spent Jarrett: 2533 Calories, $16.09 Spent Mike: 1793 Calories, $10.74 Spent Group Total: 6559 Calories, $42.78 Spent Last you read of us, we were reeling. Taco Bell and McDonald’s…
Our Fast Food Odyssey (Part One: The First 6000 Calories)
I love fast food. I eat out at least once a week, and it’s always fantastic. So I had the thought, “Wouldn’t it be funny if I took a girl on a date where we just spent the entire day driving…