Our Fast Food Odyssey (Part One: The First 6000 Calories)
I love fast food. I eat out at least once a week, and it’s always fantastic. So I had the thought, “Wouldn’t it be funny if I took a girl on a date where we just spent the entire day driving…
It’s The Most Wonderful Christmas Music Ranking Of The Year
There’s something both romantic and nostalgic about Christmas music. Memories of Christmas lights illuminating the city as the sun sets around 4 in afternoon. The outside so still and silent you could mistake it for a painting. Drinking just to feel…
The Top Ten Reasons Buzzfeed Sucks
Image by Maddox 10) You read this headline and instantly thought of 5 different ways I could have written it to make fun of Buzzfeed headlines. 9) The usage of outdated “hip” terms like epic, fail. Buzzfeed is the guy…
The 12 Best Cheap Beers, Ranked As I Drink Them
I’ve always thought there’s really no difference between all the different cheap beers out there. But I’m not going to let that stop me from taste-testing 12 of them, and ranking them as I drink them. I brought along my…