The State Fair is a wonderful place full of nutritional abominations. Which means it’s home to the most delicious food we could possibly ever dream of consuming. Along with my friends Jarrett, Joe, and Tom, we set out to explore…
I sat down and had myself a Lifetime movie marathon with the help of a “bottle” of wine (jug of Carlo Rossi) and the Pizza Hut Pretzel Dog Bites Pizza. Here is a sampling of quotes until it’s done. From…
PREVIOUSLY ON Our Fast Food Odyssey: THE STATS: Tim: 2233 Calories, $15.95 Spent Jarrett: 2533 Calories, $16.09 Spent Mike: 1793 Calories, $10.74 Spent Group Total: 6559 Calories, $42.78 Spent Last you read of us, we were reeling. Taco Bell and McDonald’s…
In Rap Romance: Volume 1 we explored some of the Shakespeares of our time including Big Sean, Trillville, Petey Pablo, and the Ying Yang Twins. Rap Romance: Volume 2 showcases the return of some of our favorites, along with a…
I love fast food. I eat out at least once a week, and it’s always fantastic. So I had the thought, “Wouldn’t it be funny if I took a girl on a date where we just spent the entire day driving…
We went to 12 fast food places, consumed over 12,000 calories, and loved most minutes of it. Here is a small sampling until it’s done. “Food is almost back to being enjoyable again and not a chore.” “This is what happens…
There’s something both romantic and nostalgic about Christmas music. Memories of Christmas lights illuminating the city as the sun sets around 4 in afternoon. The outside so still and silent you could mistake it for a painting. Drinking just to feel…
Image by Maddox 10) You read this headline and instantly thought of 5 different ways I could have written it to make fun of Buzzfeed headlines. 9) The usage of outdated “hip” terms like epic, fail. Buzzfeed is the guy…
I’ve always thought there’s really no difference between all the different cheap beers out there. But I’m not going to let that stop me from taste-testing 12 of them, and ranking them as I drink them. I brought along my…
Previously: Rewatching: Aladdin, Rewatching: The Lion King 11:40 – Out of all the stories Disney could tell, the one about how we sailed to the new world and murdered a bunch of Native Americans was their top choice. 11:45 – “I’ve…