Popeye’s Chicken Sandwiches, Better Than Chick-fil-A?: A Review
Popeye’s recently came out with their version of the Chick-fil-A style chicken sandwiches, and are currently in the midst of a not-at-all manufactured Twitter war with Chick-fil-A that some poor copywriter spent six months on, going through three chains of…
Jack in the Box tacos vs Burger King tacos. Which are better? Does it matter? Does anything matter? A review.
Alright, so Burger King recently came out with a new taco to further push the boundaries of what foods we’ll eat if it’s convenient enough. But, they’re not alone in this space. Jack in the Box has served tacos since…
KFC’s Cheetos Sandwich: A Review
Sometimes in life, you get into ruts. You go through the motions for a few weeks, and you figure you’ll get back to normal soon enough, but then it’s a year later, and you’ve given yourself over to inertia. Things…
McDonald’s Secret Menu: The Land, Sea, and Air Burger
McDonald’s used to stand for something. Fast, delicious food, free from the tyranny of having to make it yourself. We looked our oppressive kitchens in the eye and said, “No, there’s a better way.” It provided us food freedom, and…
Taco Bell’s Naked Chicken Chalupa Vs. A Chicken Chalupa I Made Out Of A McChicken
It’s Taco Bell’s newest fast food innovation. The Naked Chicken Chalupa. The Chalupa made out of fried chicken. And the question on everyone’s mind is “Will it be any good?” The answer is of course it will be. That was…
Popeyes Turkey: A Review
Popeyes is a fantastic fried chicken fast food restaurant, which you either already know, or I’ll say a prayer for your soul. Regardless, a few years ago I found out Popeyes sells turkeys around Thanksgiving time, and I knew it…
The Best Fast Food Cheeseburger: A Bracket Challenge In One Day
As the top fast food investigative journalist in the world/my mind, it’s my duty to figure out which fast food chain has the best cheeseburger. I’m not talking specialty, quarter pounders, special sauce, BACON EVERYWHERE burgers. I’m talking plain, bottom…
Three Quesalupas: A Review
You may have seen a commercial during the Super Bowl touting a new culinary masterpiece from Taco Bell. The Quesalupa. You see, it’s like a Chalupa and a quesadilla had a baby and named it poorly. Although really, it’s more…
Our Fast Food Odyssey (Part Two: The Merciful End)
PREVIOUSLY ON Our Fast Food Odyssey: THE STATS: Tim: 2233 Calories, $15.95 Spent Jarrett: 2533 Calories, $16.09 Spent Mike: 1793 Calories, $10.74 Spent Group Total: 6559 Calories, $42.78 Spent Last you read of us, we were reeling. Taco Bell and McDonald’s…
Our Fast Food Odyssey (Part One: The First 6000 Calories)
I love fast food. I eat out at least once a week, and it’s always fantastic. So I had the thought, “Wouldn’t it be funny if I took a girl on a date where we just spent the entire day driving…