McDonald’s Secret Menu: The Land, Sea, and Air Burger
McDonald’s used to stand for something. Fast, delicious food, free from the tyranny of having to make it yourself. We looked our oppressive kitchens in the eye and said, “No, there’s a better way.” It provided us food freedom, and…
Taco Bell’s Naked Chicken Chalupa Vs. A Chicken Chalupa I Made Out Of A McChicken
It’s Taco Bell’s newest fast food innovation. The Naked Chicken Chalupa. The Chalupa made out of fried chicken. And the question on everyone’s mind is “Will it be any good?” The answer is of course it will be. That was…
The Best Fast Food Cheeseburger: A Bracket Challenge In One Day
As the top fast food investigative journalist in the world/my mind, it’s my duty to figure out which fast food chain has the best cheeseburger. I’m not talking specialty, quarter pounders, special sauce, BACON EVERYWHERE burgers. I’m talking plain, bottom…
Our Fast Food Odyssey (Part One: The First 6000 Calories)
I love fast food. I eat out at least once a week, and it’s always fantastic. So I had the thought, “Wouldn’t it be funny if I took a girl on a date where we just spent the entire day driving…